oh the joys of being young and on spring break. No schedules to follow, no waking up early, no homework...I mean what more could one want?? So on tuesday as I got ready for work I began reminiscing about the good old days when I was in school and on spring break and how wonderful it was. It didn't really take to long to go through the not so long line of all my sensational memories, I quickly realized I spent most of those days working my ass off at papa johns. So off I went to work.
Upon arriving at work (at 7 am.....lame) I started doing what I usually do, getting things prepped, stocking, drinking my chai latte, rolling silverwear(my most favorite thing in the whole entire world to do!), cleaning, drinking my chai latte...you get the picture. By 8 I had had 1 customer. I was about to lose my mind, but hey its spring break! Everyone was probably just sleeping in.Then...at 8:30 all hell breaks lose! Now not only was all hell breaking lose here, but it was filled with all the grandmas , grandpas and there 10 and under grandchildren. And it wasn't just any grandma's, I dont know if these women had 20 cups of coffee before coming in or just did some crack cocaine or what but damn....these bitches were getting C-R-A-Z-Y. I mean shit...I didn't ask you to watch these kids!
Then at about 10 all of the teenagers started coming in. As soon as they all started walking through the door I tried to convince my self it was just a horrible dream....but low and behold it wasn't just some server nightmare I would soon awake from in a cold sweat within a couple hours, no my friends it was far worse....I was about to begin the day from hell that would last another 6 hours that I would actually have to live through. blah. But I tried to remain positive. Maybe these kids wouldnt be so bad, I mean I wasn't to bad when I was in high school(I'm pretty sure...) . Unfortunately all of these people took their cocky/comedian pills before they came in. (I mean seriously...HELLO my first name is not really Tink and my last name is not really bell, are you kidding me?!?!)
And then there was my favorite customer of the week. This couple came in and they seemed to be in a rush. As soon as I sat them the guy says "I think we both know what we want". This is great, I love when people know what they want! The lady orders herself a sandwich and then the guy says "ill have eggs bacon and uuummmmm....bacon and toast". So naturally, when I put the order in I signed this gentlemen up for some eggs bacon and toast, wouldn't you? When I brought the food out this guy had the most disgusted look on his face. So of course I asked if everything was alright and if I could this wonderful couple anything else and they guys says "ummm doesn't this come with hashbrowns??? Whenever I order bacon and eggs I always get Hashbrowns". is he serious?? Do I look like a fucking mind reader!?! Sorry dude..."eggs,bacon and toast" does not translate in to "eggs,bacon, toast, AND hashbrowns.
I wish I was on springbreak.
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